Short paragraphs and clicks are more important than child protection, says Baz Neil at E.P.I

As every wrong'un knows, issues such as grammar, and building a following of phony likes and shares on facebook is far more important than issues such as child protection and rape. And as you can imagine, the team at E.P.I take this very seriously indeed.

Short paragraphs are more important than child protection says baz at E.P.I

Our team of investigators reached out to E.P.I seeking a professional contact to deal with issues such as child rape and online grooming.

Imagine our surprise to learn that these issues are regarded as less important than the monumental issues of using small paragraphs and being grammatically correct. 

Our messages were written with perfect grammar, and average length paragraphs for an essay or paperback.  

How would Baz Neil at E.P.I cope if he had to read a text book from high school or a manual on internet forensics?

Even if Baz EPI suffers from literary issues, there's a screen reader built into every device!

If their team are incapable of using their devices, how do they expect to conduct stings against child molesters who are renown for their capabilities at eluding detection for years by using basic internet security techniques know to every researcher on the planet?

It must be so easy for any competent internet user to fool these guys and make a joke out of them. 

He's lucky it wasn't a child molester - this could probably have been used to cause harm to real kids by allowing real child molesters to escape. In fact I'm now working on the assumption that this is actually happening at E.P.I with the full knowledge of the team, based on the way they treat genuine researchers who ask very simple questions.

Tick tock...

 

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